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Small and Ferocious

@gavin-thomas / gavin-thomas.tumblr.com

Hi there! I'm Gavin. i create stuff.
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The fantastic mr. Fox concept art by Chris Appelhans

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so-yup
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kuroii98
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interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

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closecaptionvevo

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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tired-qt

weirdest / most Czech job benefit: “pet bonding days”–if you get a new pet, you get 3 days off work to bond with it

(this is not counted against the 5 weeks of paid vacation or the supply of sick days)

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la-grande-follia

You know you’re American when you read this and your brain stops working as you wonder what on earth you would even DO with five weeks of vacation.

hang out with your pet even more, probably

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leanmeancritmachine
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kaijutegu

I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like

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bettybyswift

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

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Never stop reblogging this

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foxysadventures

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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lizawithazed

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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