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Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

we have collectively gone through too much to turn around and blame ourselves for the stresses we’ve faced

taylorswift: It’s a Christmas miracle.

Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

Share the forbidden knowledge

I worked with an ex cop who looks like this lol

even cops on cop shows look like this 🙈🙈

by Laure S

As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

Dream Casting?

My friend @ts-queen-of-my-heart​ and I are huge shadowhunters fans, so we made up our dream casting in case The Dark Artifices ever gets made into a series. We ignored hair and eye color because that’s changeable. :D

What do you think?

1. Emma Carstairs: Bella Thorne

2. Julian Blackthorn: Nicholas Hoult

3. Mark Blackthorn: Chase Crawford

4. Dru Blackthorn: Millie Bobby Brown

5. Livvy Blackthorn: Paige Brown

6. Tavvy Blackthorn: Iain Armitage

7. Ty Blackthorn: Louis Partridge

8. Malcom Fade: Johnny Depp

9. Kit Herondale: Dylan Sprayberry

10. Kieran: Ezra Miller

11. Johnny Rook: John Corbett

12. Iarlath: Neil Newborn

13. Gwyn ap Nudd: Henry Cavill

14. Cristina Rosales: Gina Rodriguez

15. Diego Rosales: Michael Trevino

16. Diana Wrayburn: Angelica Ross

17. Cameron Ashdown: Liam Hemsworth

18. Arthur Blackthorn: Mark Williams

19. Annabel Blackthorn: Troian Bellisario

Netflix marketing team: So for the poster, we were thinking-

Me: CAN YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE HUNTER

when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man

I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

Kind of reminds me when my french teacher explained us the french idiom “L’espoir fait vivre” (Hope makes us live) and he asked me how Germans say it and I was like “Hope dies last” and his legit answer was:

“See, that’s why no one likes you!”