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my fav thing is that despite the fact YJ watched Santa die by getting hit by an asteroid everyone on this website just refers to the event as ‘YJ killing Santa’
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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”
Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”
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literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water
Wet beast
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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged
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I love the Blue Beetle movie cuz it’s like
And it’s great!
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blue beetle??
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i’ve been known to tilt my head like a puppy so what
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well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.
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girl your pussy is vacuuming up all the yonic energy in the room #bitchalert
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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
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i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet
if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs
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Khaji Da explaining to Jaime why they chose to crawl up his ass and latch onto his spine.
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the thing about the blue beetle movie is that it fundamentally understands a concept at the core of jaime's original run, which is "what if we gave the reyes family fucking guns"
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I personally really enjoy how Jaime had his sonic canons and staples and no killing rule, meanwhile his abuela just obliterates anyone coming within 5 feet of her family
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blue beetle (2023) or jaime reyes and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad two days.