SHREK (2001)

best gif of all time mayhaps

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

Thank you baulders gate 3 for letting us make the men just as slutty

Thank you baulders gate

3 for letting us make the

men just as slutty

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Inner Aurora - 230831

this panel from scrupulosity-comics lives in my heart

lmao some swifties went and offered tlaloc (Aztec rain god) a friendship bracelet asking him to stop the rainstorms during the Taylor concerts in Mexico 😹

Yes, it worked. Since it’s rainy season it was expected to rain the whole weekend, but it only rained at the end of the show (night3) and the other days it was perfectly clear.

hell yeah. Would not have thought to do that honestly

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

we really live in a world where people are expected to wake up and perform tasks. loathsome

breaking bad 

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

Water biscuits

This is a spiritual companion to that exclamation point kitty.