So I've recently started a life long battle with two genetic blood disorders called Protein S and Protein C deficiency. I happen to have a more severe case of both with my blood levels being extremely low which means I am highly susceptible to both blood clots and stokes. Due to this I'm now on permanent blood thinners, most likely will never be able to have kids, and have a extremely high chance of dying young. Moving forward things such as my future and health will be unclear and scary but im still alive and im trying my upmost best to stay healthy.
goodness gracious,,,,,,,
they should let us download ibuprofen for free
mom komaeda is outside
What the fuck is a broth :(
Girl… how are you alive
(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)
I'm gay
REWARDS: 87 Gold, 91 EXP
I really love those headcanons of "Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out" babe they wouldn't give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air
HEADCANON: Coming out as trans to the Elden Ring characters
Ranni the Witch
Well, aren't thou fascinating... I too am not what I was born.
Starscourge Radahn
Morgott
america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here
if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"
oh but if spiderman saved me i'd be like "thank u boy, good luck on ur math test!"
spidermans an honorary magical girl
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
This is far funnier than I thought it would be. The lack of context on some of these is both brilliant and making me want to find and watch Tom Scott's videos.
“did you check the weather” girl its literally march. you cannot predict the weather in any way that matters.
check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes
Which one of you mfs attacked my throat chakra
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type
This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite
Pokemon Heritage Post
This is why bulbapedia is Like That with pokemon inspirations
I assumed as a kid that bagworms were everywhere since where I grew up you saw them just dangling off every single tree wherever you went. As for Sandshrew I thought everyone knew that the English names frequently had no knowledge of the original intent. Sometimes neither do the Japanese names because whoever designed Kricketune was going for a violin beetle and a cricket is not a beetle at all.
WAIT WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING “BURMY IS ALREADY A BAGWORM” WHEN PINECO IS OLDER BY YEARS HOW DO YOU FORGET PINECO BEING ONLY GEN 2
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..