we dream in the dark for the most part

oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

oh my god

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead

Doctor Who isn’t necessarily the best-written show, it’s nothing world-stopping, but god, if it didn’t help me through being a depressed teenager. It wasn’t just ‘never give up’ or ‘love conquers all’, it was them looking the audience dead in the eyes and saying, ‘I see you. You are important and special, and you deserve to give yourself a good life’. And I will always thank it for that.

round 

tell me something nice

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

the 2020 updated version

Lol I was thinking about this meme too

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

Holy Trinity 2020 

https://jpnostalgia.tumblr.com/

Ride like a Pirate

2020 has the same energy as that scene in Hercules where all the old people are gathered around the well casually discussing the various calamities befalling the city.

It doesn’t take much to erase a trans person

It also doesn’t take much to make a trans person feel seen and validated

I’d like to reiterate that terfs and transphobes are not fucking allowed to reblog my shit. Stay the fuck away from my content and let me live my life while you live yours. Sorry you were raised to be hateful little dipshits and that you have nothing better to do with your time than leave pissbaby comments on other people’s posts jfc

JURASSIC PARK /// Making Of

http://jpnostalgia.tumblr.com/

Reasons why Sonic Boom Knuckles is a blessing

Originally a 15 minute video but tumblr is a bully and won’t let me upload all the glory that happens in season 1

X3

Lol

Otherwise known as Knuckles is wonderful.

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

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