“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?” -Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

All the pretty boats, err… ships requested by relentlessrogue

• *brushes your hair*
• *taps your shoulder*
• *grabs your hand*
• *screams at you*
• *holds a knife to your throat*
• *spills coffee on you*
• *trips you*
• *kisses you*
• *hugs you*
• *gives you a blanket*
• *points at you*
• *punches you*
• *kicks you*
• *tickles you*
• *pours water on your head*
• *covers your eyes*
• *caresses your cheek*
• *doodles on your hand with a sharpie*
• *pushes you*
• *holds a gun to your head*
• *tries to choke you*

Captain Jack Sparrow + Savvy (requested by anonymous)