Ginger Cunt

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

spy kids 2:

me, approximately age 9:

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

op? please never make me feel whatever this emotion is ever again

someone airdrop me a hug a mf going through alot

If you have a bladder infection urine trouble..

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

via @oxanaswarovski

hahaha

they’ve been dating for more than a year now