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@stridersmuppet

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being part of a fandom that involves a novel/series of novels is really like being in a huge english class where it’s everyone’s favorite class

like we all have discussions about why we think characters did what they did and we talk about deeper meanings behind certain parts of the text.

a lot of us write papers (fanfics) about the work that are peer edited by the rest of the class and we always give shining feedback to our classmates

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perhapsarat

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

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yaneela

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

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Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

I’m a “CAN’T FUCKING WRITE” writer

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Scenes i just cannot get over:

  • This iconic scene: When richie tozier, a 13 year old boy, was forced to face his BIGGEST fear about to murder him and the entirety of his friends, what did he do? He grabbed eddie’s head, turned it to him, comforted him to make sure 1. he was the last thing that eddie saw before their deaths, and 2. eddie didn’t die w/ the clown being the last thing he saw. Mere friendship? I think not. 
  • if this shot doesn’t convince you that reddie is as real as it could get, you’re lying to yourself. This specific angle, this specific structure of the scene just screams reddie. In this moment, possibly one of the most beautiful and important moments of the entire movie, richie tozier and eddie kapsbrak are holding hands- the LOS(V)ER cast being in the middle. This scene was included on purpose, since no scene is without one. just such beautiful babies
  • Eddie kapsbrak. buying ice cream. for himself. and none other. than one. richie tozier. on a. 4th. of july. parade. that spells gay.
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  • CLOWN ROOM. richie tozier was lured into a room full of his biggest fear by eddie kapsbrak. Necessary background info: pennywise, a murderous monster who feeds off of children’s fears, used georgie to lure bill in the basement/neibolt house- since it was bill’s greatest fear to face his guilt and grief over georgie. what does this mean for richie, when HE VOLUNTARILY, WITHOUT EVEN THINKING, RAN INTO THE MYSTERIOUS AS FUCK ROOM IN A NEIBOLT HOUSE JUST BECAUSE HE SAW/HEARD EDDIE GIGGLING IN THERE? AND WHY DID PENNYWISE INTENTIONALLY CHOSE EDDIE AS A BAIT TO LURE HIM IN? HM? ya i think i made myself clear.
  • The projector scene, where 1.richie tozier was the first to realize eddie kapsbrak having a mild panic/asthma attack; and 2. instinctively pulled eddie kapsbrak towards himself as soon as pennywise became a physical threat to their safety. richie tozier literally fucking pulled eddie kapsbrak into his arms. in to his arms. i speak no more.

this is a necessary reblog this post is GOLD

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memigod

Hazel: What does bdsm mean?

Nico: BIBLE DISCUSSION ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

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Nico: Why are we laying on the ground in the amphitheatre?
Percy: You got knocked out by Clarisse so I laid down next to you so everybody would think we were just chilling.
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Stranger: Could you tell me how to get to the hospital fast?

Nico: Just stand in the middle of the road for awhile.

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it just fuckin baffles that my little gobshite richie tozier needs both mike fuckin hanlon and stan “the man” uris to hold him back from beating up bill’s cute ass

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look at that. stan’s strugglin. mike hanlon’s fuckin struggling. he’s almost got the motor mouth in a damn headlock. my garbage son, strong enough to need both mike hanlon and stan uris to hold him back ?? more likely than u think

This reminds me of when a couple in the park had to hold their hyperactive toddler back from running into the pond to swim with the geese

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every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]
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brendaonao3

@boopifer why does this sound SO familiar? :D

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boopifer

Because I have zero self preservation and a very short memory, okay?!!!

I once had a woman order a lactose free pancake with strawberries, ice cream and whipped cream and when the chef came up to me like ‘’are you sure this is what she wants?’’ I had to look him in the eye and tell him that that woman assured me that that’s the exact amount of lactose she can ingest before shitting her pants immediately.

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