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What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

my cat: meow

me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

I still laugh when they use the word gay in old Christmas songs

ella fitzgerald: make the Yuletide gay

me: don’t mind if I do!

theres more…

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viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

I love how our generation has just re-invented Where’s Waldo

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

that’s him in the spotlight

losing his religion

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I’m at the point in my life where I just don’t care anymore so if u stress me out I’m just not gonna deal with you anymore

Nell and the Bent-Neck Lady be like

I hates it when da mamarazzi tries to record me singing da song of my peeple! Iz for live performances only … mahm!!! …. stahhhhhhp!

Embarrassed hissy child

That’s too funny. I’ve never seen a cat get so embarrassed

this is literally the same thing as walking in on your younger sibling performing a song

side effects of being numb due to mental illness: