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IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

he attac but then he snac

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

Ow

Wow

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If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

good luck, crispies

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

you doubted? believe, crispies

The level of desperation right now…

good luck, crispies

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

you doubted? believe, crispies

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

OK BUT DOES COACH LIVE AT THE SCHOOL???

MY BOY COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK, APPEARS OUT FROM BEHIND A ROW OF LOCKERS IN THE LOCKERROOM AND KNOCKS OUT THE GUY WHO WAS GOING TO KILL ETHAN AND JACKSON AND THEN SAYS

“Good to see you Jackson”

AND WALKS BACK INTO HIS FUCKING OFFICE. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I LOVE HIM

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why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’