im 911

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

Not risking this dude

Sorry guys

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

IS THIS ALLOWED??

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either

me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude