the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

have we tried substance abuse my liege

My favorite thing about 9-1-1 is that they introduced Eddie Diaz like this

but every episode after he’s this

Tommy Shelby is a horse girl. this whole show is a Horse Girl show

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

:)

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

↳ Frank Reynolds and Deandra Reynolds

Tommy Shelby is a horse girl. this whole show is a Horse Girl show

a character has never fucked me up as bad as eddie diaz does. he says something cute n funny and i start growling like a dog and rolling around 😭 what the hell did they put into this man

I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

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#sir, your son is the size of a shrimp