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dicks out for the guy who climbed trump tower

keep your dicks in check he was a trump supporter

fuck alright everyone zip em up false alarm

Test grade so low your teacher asks about your personal life

one of these days i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind

supportive parents?? are really important????

nice view of the sunset

This makes me so happy for you

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

this is your nightly reminder to do something that makes you happy tonight. drink some tea, water or even coffee if you want. study a little extra so you ace that exam. curl up with a good book or a favorite movie. listen to your favorite songs before you go to sleep. you are doing so great

growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7

Andre is not a happy camper

You tell them, Andre

It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future

I want what they’re smoking fr

Same clothes, down to the lapel pin

It’s funny that a person is holding a paid sign in the Simpsons one because it was later found out that the ppl in the crowd were in fact paid actors.