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at least stewy is gay. its like i always say. at least stwey is gay. at the end of the day. stewy is gay. dont cry ok? stewy is gay. at the end of the day. stewy is gay. whn all else fails. stewy is gay. we'll always have. stewy is gay

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uncursedswan

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

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samwwise

happy 20th anniversary to this scene and this scene only

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thetrueliesofafangirl

sketiana

Anonymous asked:

top ten saddest men?

sketiana answered:

obsessed with this ask. never wanna be asked about anything else ever again

sketiana

10 CHOPIN

9 RASKOLNIKOV FROM CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

8 OLD MAN BRAZIL 7-1 LOSS WORLD CUP

7 AKON WHEN HE WROTE LONELY

6 ELLIOT IN THE PROPHETS JOURNEY EPISODE :((((

5 SPENCER REID CRIMINAL MINDS IN SEASON 12 EPISODE 11 I THINK

4 SERGEI JESENIN WHEN HE WROTE A POEM TO HIS MOM :(

3 FRANZ KAFKA

2 RUST COHLE TRUE DETECTIVE HOW MUCH CAN ONE MAN TAKE HOW MUCH CAN BE PUT ON HIM I ASK UNTO GOD

1 VAN GOGH SAD GIGNER CUNT I LOVE YOU ALWAYS <3.

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dazaiapologism

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

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brawltogethernow

I use too many devices to keep track of all the panels I’ve saved of “Peter flirting with men or otherwise indicating he’d be dtf”, so fuck it, I’m going to stick them all on this post as I rediscover them.

brawltogethernow

This shit is why Spider-Man can never join the Defenders and also why he is a widely acknowledged menace.

brawltogethernow

SIR–

brawltogethernow

What does this mean

lilyvonpseudonym

Spider-Man swings both ways.

May I add…

gallusrostromegalus

Tags from @hugintheraven

#The superhero equivalent of Bugs Bunny#Wait that actually makes sense tho#I’m too tired to go that far into it#but something about being immensely popular+comedic+exceedingly good at what you do in-universe#Combined with the quote from Watership Down about ‘but first they must catch you’#and your personal identity being secondary to the bit#which is the point of most of these scenes#Peter’s sexuality is whatever’s funniest

Ok but you’re onto something here.

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luxgalador

apathetic-revenant

favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:

Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)
Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”
Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!”
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.”
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.”
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him