#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

I needed your tags I’m sorry.

it cannot eat halloween…

In Black Widow (2021) it’s clear from the very beginning that all events happen in a fictional, unrealistic universe, because nobody ever said “I want to stay in Ohio” in real life.

world heritage post

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

Yep

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

Same goes in College. You’re 18 and they’re 23. It doesnt seem like that big of a differance but it 100% is, seniors will take advantage of you to a whole new level.

Die Pflanzenwelt (The Plant World), 1923

H. Eichhorn

Die Pflanzenwelt (The Plant World), 1923

H. Eichhorn

ability

Imagine if abled people were treated the same way.

A lot of people technically can climb a rope to go to another floor. But it would be physically exhausting, it would require multiple trips if carrying anything, and there’d be a risk of injury.

A lot of people technically can grab a pan from the oven barehanded. But they’d get severe burns.

Some people can solve math problems in their head. But it’s time consuming, and there’s a risk of error.

No one tells them to just suck it up and do it. We have stairs. We have oven mitts. We have calculators.

hot take but ppl getting hyped over things like worms, frogs, toads, bugs, squids, octopi, bats, lizards and turtles is good actually

hot take but ppl getting hyped over things like worms, frogs, toads, bugs, squids, octopi, bats, lizards and turtles is good actually

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

5-hit fucking combo right here

5-hit fucking combo right here

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

— Alice Isn’t Dead, Part 3, Chapter 5: What Happened to Hank Thompson