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probably gay things

@chriisowen / chriisowen.tumblr.com

chris he/him
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i-am-a-fish

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

U-unhinge jaw?

I meant to write unclench your jaw but yeah. pop it open like a cold one. live a little

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forcekenobi

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

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hyperchaotix
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adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

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ncutii-gatwa

JENNA ORTEGA as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in WEDNESDAY (2022) ↪ Wednesday’s Child is Full of Woe [1x01]

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