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soporific²

@undeadarcana / undeadarcana.tumblr.com

29 | england | he/they
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oh wow, it's been 4 years... does anyone still use this hell site?

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The signs as iconic yaoi things

Aries: seme has huge shoulders tiny head
Taurus: shounen maid kuro-kun
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: squishy noises
Leo: "b-but we're both guys.."
Virgo: boku no pico
Libra: no lube
Scorpio: enzai
Sagittarius: "e-eh, ah, w-wait, ooOOH!"
Capricorn: "wait, i- i just came, you cant— Gah!”
Aquarius: seme ignoring everything the uke says
Pisces: "d-don't touch there.. Its dirty..”
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