Sibling bedroom

petition to make all shared college dorm rooms like this

Never been so happy to see a fitness video with an actual big girl.

Yessss I love this

Yaaaassssss, this is so motivational I wanna be in there working out w her

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

The shit I learn here, like…DAMN I learn more here than I did it school XD That’s sad…

Sarah Koppelkam (via itsnotjustpms)

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

Okay, so, three things.

First, the Evan Longoria one is fake fake fake. Because screw that guy. It’s for an ad. All the rest of them? 100% real.

Second, Randy Johnson retired from baseball and took up photography. He does a bunch of concert photography and race cars and he’s pretty good, you can check out his website here. But that’s not why I’m talking about him here. It’s because this is his logo:

Yeah, that poor bird still isn’t getting away with it.

Third. Let’s talk about Japanese baseball, particularly this play by Masato Akamatsu.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

I DONT GET IT

Honey bee.

look at his lil legs bounce oh my gosh

There’s nothing i like better than fucking with Beatles fans so I improved this song

the beatles emo version

This is surprisingly enjoyable

I want someone to do a cover of this song like this

pbbth

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

date someone you can high five after sex tbh

PSA

NEVER TOLERATE A MAN-CHILD. BREAK THE CYCLE. HE CAN DO HIS LAUNDRY. HE CAN MAKE DINNER. HE CAN UNDERSTAND, TALK ABOUT, AND HELP WITH MENSTRUAL CYCLE ISSUES. HE LEAVES SHIT STAINS ON THE TOILET? HE CLEANS IT. TEACH YOUR SONS TO PLAY HOUSE. MAKE THEM PACK THEIR OWN DAMN LUNCHES. KEEPING A PLANNER ISNT MANLY? MISSING APPOINTMENTS IS INEXCUSABLE AND CHILD-LIKE. ITS NOT MASCULINE TO PRINT A RECIPE, SHOP, AND COOK? WELL THAT MAN-CHILD IS GONNA STARVE. POOR BABY HAS A COLD? WELL HER INTERNAL ORGANS ARE CONTRACTING AND BLEEDING ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE AND SHE IS STILL CAPABLE OF MAKING THE DAMN BED, NOT TAKING UP SPACE IN IT.

FORCE THESE MEN TO GROW THE FUCK UP

/end rant

(once again has flashbacks to the frozen pizza incident) Thank you for this.

These are called blackout panels.

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((