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who the fuck is dale

@fvkmeup / fvkmeup.tumblr.com

annaliese // 23 // CA // she/her
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hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

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dulect
my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink
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reysplendent
Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

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assgod

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

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fuocogo

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

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someone: hey, do you remember-

me: summer ‘09? wanna go back there every night, just can’t lie, it was the best time of my life

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