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james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have a kid that they name “Fred” without knowing anyone else also did this (so now there’s fred potter, fred weasley, fred longbottom, etc) except they’re friends so all their kids are friends and as soon as one of them gets in trouble someone’s yelling “FRED” and 3-6 kids are turning around going “WHAT DID I DO” and I think that’s exactly the kind of chaotic legacy Fred would’ve liked to leave

I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

On this note, wouldn’t that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his mother’s voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well… The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.

I literally never thought about that.

HOLY

Oh FUCKING HELL, you just made me realize that it wasn’t Harry’s memory that was his father telling Lily to take Harry and run, and it wasn’t Harry’s memory of Lily screaming.

Here I was, just eating a cup of applesauce under the 14-year-long assumption that the reason a small infant was able to remember something was because this was a fictional world of magic, but no, now this entirely reasonable and somewhat less terrifying bubble has burst and I’m never going to recapture that innocence. 

I’m going to fucking bed.

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

(Everything with this illustrations on Redbubble)

instead of arguing whether pineapples should be on pizzas or not, we should all stand united in order to combat the real evil which is sparkling water

i’m glad the wizarding world doesn’t have an equivalent to the olympics. knowing them it’d end with whole teams vanished, splinched or otherwise mutilated and a thousand gnomes swarming the surrounding muggles

They kind of do: the Triwizard Tournament as well as the Quidditch World Cup.

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

Imagine how many muggles parents looked at the supply list and went “Parchment? Quills? INKWELLS? Fuck this we’re going to staples.”

And then imagine if the muggle parents start getting into arguments with the teachers when they start getting messages telling them their kids aren’t using the proper materials.

“Okay look we can accept working with frog livers, turning mice into fine china, and whatever the fuck ‘arithmancy’ is but we’re not going to let you shame our kids just because they choose to use a bic pen instead of this ‘ye old inkwell’ bullshit. Also. it’s called a spiral notebook and I’m not gonna make my Abby drag around five hundred feet of loose parchment just because you people have a theme going.”

Aesthetic or death

“Also, you’re going to need to make assignment length a lot more clear. ‘5 inches about werewolves due Tuesday’ doesn’t make any damn sense. Also, the reason Susie is turning in assignments on lined paper is that she can’t write in a straight line to save her life without it.”

i want to be curled into your side and pressing soft kisses to your neck and face with my hand in your hair

#one thing the films really dropped the ball on - ONE OF MANY INNUMERABLE THINGS#was This Shit#like they did an okay job. it was suitably intense. I still get choked up and a bit white knuckley#but the thing that failed to get across was that THIS WASN’T JUST A ONE-TIME THING#Draco Malfoy didn’t see Katie Bell and flee to the loos to have a little cry#HE SPECIFICALLY WENT TO THE OUT OF ORDER GIRLS’ BATHROOM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO CRY HIS EYES OUT AND BARE HIS SOUL TO MYRTLE#LIKE#IT HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES#CAN WE PLEASE NEVER FORGET THAT DRACO MALFOY USED TO GO TO THE GIRLS’ BOG TO WEEP AND HAVE HEART-TO-HEARTS WITH A GHOST#IT’S SO SAD. AND ON BRAND.#DRACO MALFFFOOOOYYYYYYYY (lostradamus)

I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of an anxiety attack or a panic attack. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I’m proud of you.

molly weasley is honestly the perfect example of why being traditionally “feminine” does not equate to being weak. she can knit merrily and keep house cheerfully and feed her loved ones with great care but that doesn’t mean that the same fierce woman can’t cut a bitch for daring to cross her children. being a stay-at-home mom makes her far from weak. 

“IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME” molly weasley is one badass witch y’all don’t wanna cross.

Paradise