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“I thought the goddess of love would look…different.” The wrinkled old woman waved a dismissive hand, leaned closer, and smiled. “You are thinking of my daughter, the goddess of passion and romance. Dearie, I am the goddess of LOVE.”
You need not have come to my defence. Clearly. Still, I didn’t want to be drinking alone here in 100 years’ time.
[insp]
"are u ok?" bro i spend my entire day opening and closing the same 3 apps don’t ask me if i’m ok
MCU PHASE 4 + Rotten Tomatoes ratings [IMDb version]
Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).
Aliens for April…… why not
Bro please be nice aliens, like, please
WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!
Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:
Me seeing what actually happens:
Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part
Why not?
Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission
catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.
“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!
wild
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it
My masterpiece… is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece
World Heritage Post
Right.
✨ free birth control ✨
i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”
The perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000
FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!
“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”
This thing is fucking mythical
yeehaw
ain’t that the giant Alaskan bull worm spongebob warned us about
