you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!!!

… christmas present for a friend :(

I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.

Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.

2.17 || 3.12

Sisko: I don't want to know (playful, flirty)

Picard: I don't want to know (dead serious)

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

"who's your mario kart main" this "who's your super smash bros main" that in my house we didn't have those games but we did play a lot of board games

note: some of these characters are only available in certain (often discontinued) editions of the game. so if you haven't heard of them, that's why.

second note: some editions change the core six's titles (mr. green was originally rev. green, and in a newer edition he's mayor green, for example). so again, if those are different, that's why.

STOP NO

You CAN'T hide this in th tags. What???

Miss Scarlet, from the children's board game Clue, was your sexual awakening??? Come on there has to be some story there. You can't just be like "Yeah. You know, Totally Spies and Hollywood movies were out there. But Miss Scarlet from Clue? SHE was my sexual awakening."

Like, even Madame Blueberry would be more likely. Please please explain.

op here! those aren't my tags but i just wanna say

i get it.

data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something

reblog for larger sample size

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit

"1 hp is the amount of damage dealt by a one gram sphere of pure iron traveling at one meter per second against a 1x1x1 meter cube of graphite at standard temperature and pressure" versus "it's so intuitive, 100 hp of damage hurts a lot and 0 hp of damage doesn't hurt at all so you can just think of it as 'percent pain'"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 2.01: When She Was Bad “Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together.”

Murderbot: I’ll make you pay for endangering my humans

ART: I’m a giant space ship you cannot hurt me in a way that matters

Murderbot: *locks itself in the bathroom and refuses to talk*

ART: *on the verge of tears* I don’t care even a little bit

been seeing some different ART takes going around, wanted to bring my straw to the pile.

How the hell was I supposed to know there were transports sentient enough to be mean?

txf textposts part 6