Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

Ever since I left the city,

this is the funniest thing to ever air on television

lmdonxoxxbixxbisnajwsbdb

The Bye Bye man vs The Babadook: who wins in a fight?

They don’t fight they fall in Love

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

crystal pepsi

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

what is this ridiculous Babe (1995) erasure

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

Diana Ross photographed by Wallace Seawell, 1969.

Marchesa S/S 2015 

Spacey Style at the 61st Annual New York Film Critics Circle Awards, where Kevin won as Best Supporting Actor for his chilling portrayal of John Doe in Seven. January 7, 1996

Monique Lhuillier S/S 2017

Sylvia Kristel in Alice or the Last Escapade, Claude Chabrol, 1977