norm corn

Yeye

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

really love that the animal phyla are, worm, bugs, weird clam, weird wiggly thing, worm, normal animals, jellyfish, jellyfish, lobster parasite, starfish, worm, worm, worm, worm, short worm, tiny jellyfish, penis worm, mollusks, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, flat thing, worm, sponge, penis worm, worm, round thingy, water bear, worm. sure from a species perspective animals are mostly beetles but from a phylum perspective its mostly worms

lobster ectocommensal

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

By: Madeline Lu

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the more snow that you eat, the less snow that you shovel 🐶

@morewasabi

Fuck anyone who’s ever made you feel like you were hard to love.

it’s september! i am choosing to believe in love!