MY HOLOGRAPHIC PANDA EXPRESS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1344132206151794691

Wait but pissvortex is a popular tumblr blogger. Why are they bitching about us saying shit about twitter

Class traitor

Two faced vortex more like it

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

All this, and the fact that if the ocean had sharks as big as Megalodon and had enough of them to sustain the species at all, we would have found at least one Megalodon tooth washed up on a beach somewhere that wasn’t fossilized. More likely, we would have found hundreds of such teeth every year for as long as we have existed. “We didn’t know giant squid existed!” is a common argument I see from cryptozoologists, but it’s also flat out false. We did know. We knew there were giant squid for centuries because we found remains of them for centuries. We simply hadn’t captured or filmed a live one!

Okay, so I am well aware that this isn’t at all how evolution or natural selection works, but I still want a horror film that begins with a pair of scientists with dramatic music playing in the background as they pour over piles of records, until one of them turns to the other and says “it’s the whales. They’re becoming smaller, and more skittish.”

The other scientist looks out the window, over the sea. “Mother of god,” she whispers.

Alternatively;

We begin to find giant shark teeth washing up on shore. People freak out. “Scientists find evidence megalodons never went extinct!”

Then the lead scientist calms everyone down so they can explain. “No. It’s worse than that. If they never went extinct, we would’ve found evidence like this before now. This means… ” Dramatically takes off glasses. 

“They’ve just come back.”

“But they can’t just suddenly come back like that!”

“You’re right. Someone brought them back.”

PLEASE,,,

Jesus Christ Super-predator

I’m pretty sure that I was the one driving when we all got into this little circus car but now I’m wedged under the back seat and the clowns have just ramped us off the grandstands and directly onto the popcorn cart

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

Just a reminder that Frederick Banting, discoverer of the process to synthesise insulin, sold the patent for $1 because it was so important to him that it be widely available and easily mass produced. Yes, you should be angry.

never gets old

Here’s a link: https://littlesis.org/

[Transcript:]

Original TikTok: What's a piece of information that you learned that feels illegal to know?

Collab response: So this site called LittleSis.org is a database of the who's-who and who-knows-who at the heights of business and government.

They describe themselves as "an involuntary Facebook of the 1%." And as "a resource for investigating cronyism, conflicts of interest, and systemic corruption."

Looking at some of their side projects, the uh, Oly—Olygrapher? You can see the corporations that fund police foundations as well as the police foundations that work with corporate power.

And then they have like a whole course on mapping power, "research for the resistance," and have a toolkit and research guides and how you can build your own research pod.

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

They should just box and cut out the middle men.

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

Medical Grade Willies

Sudden Prolonged Zoinks

Chronic Botheration and Foreboding