headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries

until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms

eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture you’re a slytherin you know sign language because if you don’t chat with the mermaids they get grumpy

this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students

this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies

the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them

The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being “Drown him”

(DROWN HIM <3)

((HE’S SURVIVED THAT ALREADY))

a night in gryffindor dorms

All cats loves scratches behind their ears

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010)

LORDE – Loveless

raidcore

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

holy fuck

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | “Lovers Walk”

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“You probably think this world is a dream come true. But you’re wrong.”

CORALINE 2009 | dir. Henry Selick

if you want to know how stupid elon musk is, for the aesthetics, he painted his space x cold box black. they are always painted white because they aren't trying to absorb heat.

they are essentially giant coolers. they keep cryogenic gases and liquids cold. so he made it more inefficient. like, what a dumb ass. he made his cold box a hot box in fucking texas.

it's so thermally inefficient and he is what nerds think is someone you want sending ppl to space??? really??? he'll fuck you over for aesthetics while losing more money in the process. and the math is wrong

I heard on the podcast "behind the bastards" that a lot of his warehouses or factories or whatever are really unsafe because he just......doesn't like the color yellow. So if you want to paint the edge of a loading dock with a yellow line so people can see it you might as well fuck yourself because musky boy don't like yella

Jay Neugeboren “An Orphan’s Tale” / requested by @dainty-dean