Senile Gambino

*enters my own password* i’m in

things she did twice: THAT

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

happy pride month you can’t block the gay

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

is this a one piece villain

oh my god

*pidgey escapes poke ball*

me: who do you think you are

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like “this stand up is terrible what the fuck”