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long live the queen

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There seemed to be more to what the woman had said about her age but Joan let it rest for now. “I’m more than willing, apparently I haven’t been helpful enough recently. So, what was it a shop for? Clothes, shoes, watches..? After that I’m sure it won’t be too hard to find what you’re looking for. And I’ve got all day if we need it.”

"You're very forthcoming with your time and efforts. I hardly ever meet anyone willing to be helpful these days." It was more of an observation than anything, and she shook her head before speaking again. "It's not exactly the most... normal of shops in the area. They sell magic wares and products. Spellbooks. Ingredients. Potions, wards, charms. Things like that. If you believe in them, of course." She had a good feeling the shop was warded against her kind, now that she thougt about it. Why else wouldn't she be able to find it? "I don't suppose you've seen anything like that around, have you?"

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A Royal Visit

"Well, I’ve never heard of it." Marie snapped bitterly, although something in her tension seemed to alter at the mention of compensation. It all sounded bogus to her, but like most people, well— greed was a sin that plenty suffered from, and she was no exception.

"This is obviously gonna take a while, you’re right. Come in." The husband gave up first, gesturing for Crowley to enter. If the queen glanced up the stairs as she went by, she’d possibly see or at least sense Mireya eavesdropping and trying to sneak a peek from the top where the light wasn’t on. Crowley was offered a drink of any kind that they had - some alcohol, juice, tea or coffee or water - and then led to sit in the living room with the door closed. Marie was already googling Sol Tace on her tablet.

"I don’t see why you’ve taken an interest in her, anyway. She’s nothing special, nobody’s really said so." Marie added airily once she was satisfied that Crowley was genuine. "What kind of compensation? This is, after all, our one and only daughter… We can’t just give her away from any lump sum or promises. And what will she get? Will we get to visit?"

Crowley smiled, one that bared teeth, a subconscious reaction to getting her way. Stepping through the doorway she took a look around. It was a nice home, but nothing in comparison to her own. Not that she had expected it to be, but it did remind her of the promise she'd made to Mireya; one of royalty. Well at least she'd be able to play the part.

She could sense Mireya nearby, but didn't bother looking for the girl. It wasn't really of any consequence now that she'd gotten this far. She shook her head at the offer of a drink, claiming that she'd ate a short while ago. Honestly, she didn't like to trust most food that humans gave her, out of necessity more than anything. She couldn't count the number of times she'd been offered drinks laced with holy water.

Thinking of exactly how to respond to the couple, Crowley lifted a finger tap her chin. Finally settled on a more than adequate responded, she nodded. "I would like to... respectfully disagree with that statement. Mireya seems to be just an ordinary girl, but I don't think that's true. There's something about her that makes her more special than most. And she has the potential to learn, which is really what's most important."

She shrugged, letting her hands fold themselves in her lap. "And like I said, any sort of compensation. Just name something. No dream is too big for the Queen of Sol Tace. There's a reason not many know of me." She leaned in a bit and whispered, in a conspiratorial voice, "It's because I don't want them to." Straightening herself out she resumed her professional act. "Visitation is possible I suppose, but I live very far away and travel can get a bit difficult. As far as what MIreya would get out of this, only the best education the 21st century has to offer, and all for free. A chance to see a different part of the world, and learn it. And ultimately, my goals were to groom her to royalty. Eventually, when she was old enough, she'd be the Queen of Sol Tace. I've no plans for children, and it isn't exactly unheard of. I was in the same situation, a little girl from the United Kingdom, picked out by a Queen and turned into one."

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Candy and Brimstone || Sherlock and Crowley

Sherlock was never very fond of Halloween, not even as a child, though it had tended to be his favourite. All that opportunity for costuming, for elaborate pranks, for scaring the hell out of people…that was the holiday Sherlock loved. Not so much the absurdity of sweets that had often taken him the better part of six months to eat (after hiving some of it to his overindulgent big brother), but that seemed as much a part of it as anything else these days. Tonight, for instance, he was walking along hand-in-hand with Emma. She was dressed as a fairy, little wire wings waddling back and forth and candy basket adorned with glitter glue and ribbons, but he simply wore his normal attire, telling everyone he met that he was costumed as the famous detective Sherlock Holmes. True enough, even if unspirited. Another forced smile and a “thank the man” later, Sherlock was considering calling it a night, even though Emma’s energy wasn’t even the tiniest bit depleted and her bag was half-full. He really didn’t like all the forced mingling, and he had a very hard time mot showing it. It was all so painfully repetitive: walk up the steps, ring the bell, pretend to be impressed by the decorations, fake a smile, remind Emma to thank the homeowners for her sweets, head back to the street, repeat. Previously, he could have had some superstitious sap come to his door and report a haunting or something, but fatherhood sort of took the fun out of it. But then there was something that didn’t seem to belong, something that clearly had the atmosphere for Halloween but not made of plastic and ultraviolet light, something that had enough static electricity to make the hairs on his arms and neck stand on end. "Stay here," he told Emma, and after a hesitant step forward, she did as asked. Reaching long fingers forward, every instinct screaming not to do so, the red and black…whatever it was (portal?) warped and grabbed him, sucking him in as sure as if he’d leapt forward into it, completely disorientating him.

She hadn't intended on spending such a perfect holiday in Hell, but she supposed it was fitting. She was the Queen, after all, and there was plenty of work to be done. Lots of contracts to collect (Halloween was big on crossroads deals, unsurprisingly) and new deals to be made. There was much to do, and she figured she'd stay right where she belonged to set an example for Hell itself. And also keep those who went a little too far out of bounds in check.

But sitting around in an office all evening when she could be out harassing people was boring, so she decided to bring the fun to her. Besides, it wasn't like she was doing anything unrelated to him anyway.

She had six contracts that were pretty much null and void all because of him, and it ticked her off that he could know so little about the supernatural world that permeated his own so thoroughly yet have such an awful effect on her business. She wasn't all that concerned with having a human in Hell again; he was no Winchester, and he'd already been before. Plus, it's not like she wasn't the queen herself. If she ran into a snag, she could fix it up faster than anyone would notice it.

That's how a portal appeared in the middle of a sidewalk in London. She knew he'd be there because he hadn't made himself hard to find, and she knew he'd get curious because it was simply in his nature to investigate things. he'd be an awful detective it it wasn't. That's how one Sherlock Holmes ended up flying through a portal to Hell and landing on the carpet in front of her desk. 

She smiled at the noise, finished checking off a contract that she'd send a hound out to collect minutes ago, removed the reading glasses from her face, and looked up. "Happy Halloween, Holmes."

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//Tumblr it has been way too long. *weeps*

Hello friends and internet family. I have missed you all so much. A lot has happened since I've been away, and it hasn't been by choice. For part of it I wasn't actually busy at all, though I would have let you know if I was.

In short, my laptop charger broke and ordering new, cheap things from Amazon takes time. My laptop was dead till about the 29th. I pretty much just read my way through six books and taught myself how to play Go, which was nice. But boring. I tried figuring out tumblr mobile but it just... it doesn't work. At all. My best guess is that my phone updating has something to do with that.

So, as things stand, I've gotten quite a bit busier. I don't have work as often, but I'm in the advanced jiu-jitsu class now, so instead of three days of class and three classes a week I have four days of class and six classes. I've got acting class for two hours every Wednesday as well, and that's another two hours.

I've also started NaNoWriMo, so there's that as well. I've been trying to get my book done for so long now, almost a year, and I never got past the first chapter, until yesterday, which was the first day, and I'm now four chapters and about 13,000 words in.

In order to finish my book on time, I need to write 1500 or so words a day, and, as its something I've been wanting to do for years, it takes precedence. So I'm going on semi-hiatus for November, or at least until I finish this book, which honestly shouldn't take all that long. Basically, I wont get on tumblr until I write my quota for the day, and sometimes it takes me all day to do that, so I'll only be able to get on for a short while after class (since I'm really exhausted after 2 hours of jiu-jitsu) or, if I get double the work done the day before maybe I'll go on during the day.

I owe a bunch of people stuff from eons ago, so I'm gonna get to that now.

Also, hello to new followers! I'm sorry I didn't have the chance to greet you in a more timely manner! Come into my inbox if you'd like to plot, or let me know if you'd be interested in a starter at all.

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                       [His eyes are on on the arguing couple until                        she says her name. It pulls his attention away                        and to the blonde beside him where, for the                        first time, he really gets a good look at her. A                        scarred and horrific face lies hidden beneath                        the beautiful flesh on the surface. Yes, he knows                        Crowley. A name of a demon he’s heard quite a                        lot around his siblings, usually in a hateful or                        irritated way. Most of his siblings would probably                        praise him if he killed her but—- well, he knows                        he couldn’t and, after all, killing has never been                        something he coped with well.]

   ”I- I’m not—- I won’t kill you,      or attempt to,      though I— I ask you return the favor.      …I’m Elijah.      Erm— the Angel of Innocence.”

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                                  [It is, in a morbid way, comforting to                                   know that others still concerned about                                   her killing them. It is a reasonable                                    request, however; she'd done far worse                                   just because she'd been looked at the                                   wrong way. She could justify it in her                                   mind, yes, but not many others were                                   naturally inclined to agree with her                                   mentality of "if they're dead they can't                                   rebel". Which was precisely why they                                   weren't ruling Hell. Still, despite that                                   thought, she gives the angel a                                   practiced smile and nods slowly.]

     "As it just so happens, I've not been in the mood for murder in quite some time. But I suppose that's a situational thing. If and when I return to my old self, 'll be sure to leave your feathers unruffled."

                                  [She sighs, relatively sure of the                                   fact that she's currently safe, and                                   allows herself to relax--months of                                   lazing and lounging have left her                                   less than sharp. It's inconvenient,                                   yes, but not entirely intolerable.]

     "It's a pleasure, Elijah. Sounds like a bit of a boring thing to be the angel of, but then again, I'm heavily biased. You're really not the soldier type, are you?"

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//Hello hello! I am back, from two days, of work and irritating doctors appointments, respectively. Time to get to replies. 

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A Royal Visit

"You’re some kind of freak!" Marie declared after a moment, drawing back with an almost angry gasp. "Halloween isn’t here yet, you know. Take your satanic bullshit somewhere else!"

"Alright, let’s just calm down for a moment." The man had seen the change in Crowley’s eyes, too, but he tried to rationalise it in his head. It could’ve been a trick of the light, him having drunk or smoked too much— anything, really. "Now, where exactly are you a queen from and of? I’m not that stupid, you know, and second— what kinda serious that makes you think you can just up and take our daughter away like that?"

Crowley rolled her eyes and sighed. She hadn't exactly considered the fact that this family cloud have been religious. That changed things a bit. But she kept calm and nodded, deciding it was in her interest to talk to the rational half of the Mireya's parentage. Or at least, the half that decided to not comment too harshly on her erratic behavior.

"It's a relatively unheard of Queendom. Sol Tace. I rule all by my lonesome." A single snap punctuated her words, and seemed innocent enough, but was actually a display of power, one of the lesser used ones since she'd stopped making crossroads deals, a slight change in reality that assured her that if anyone were to ever even consider researching such a place as Sol Tace it would, in fact, exist, and she'd be pictured as the queen. She liked to be thorough.

"As for why I think I can take your daughter away... well, I suppose you could just call it the arrogance of royalty. If I want to be honest, I've just taken an interest in Mireya; she's a bright young girl with a promising future, and I'm a queen looking for a protégé. I can smell potential a mile away." She smiled, the image of accommodation and pleasantries. She was always a big fan of being honest in business. She also enjoyed omitting important facts to push peoples opinions in the proper direction. "Keep in mind that I can compensate you if you're really all that concerned. Anything. Anything you want at all, doesn't matter how big, how impossible. I'm crafty."

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Forcing herself to sober up, Slater nodded solemnly. “Right, very serious then,” she murmured before the woman could continue. After that, though, she stayed quiet until she was handed the money, listening to what the demon had to say.

As she pocketed the cash, Slater flashed a bright smile. “No worries, ma’am, I’ve got this in the bag. Where do I meet you when I’ve got the goods?” 

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The change in work ethic pleased Crowley. If there was one thing the demon queen admired in those she enlisted to work for her, it was a desire to get the job done properly. And if she was going to be honest, nowadays it made her feel like everything was definitely going to be alright, as opposed to her usual feeling that it was most likely going to be fine.

"Here is fine.. I don't want to get too close, they'll definitely notice me. Hurry back; it's quite urgent."

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//Will be on until I have to go to jiujitsu, since I'm not sure when or even if I'll be on tonight afterwards--I've got work in the morning and I'm tired of going in grumpy and sleepy so I intend on getting a reasonable 7 hours of sleep. I'll get replies done, maybe do a starter, lurk, all that jazz.

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She heard her door open, but she couldn’t exactly see it behind the impossibly high stack of papers in front of her. She grumbled to herself, casting an irritated glance to her watch. She was late. She should be home right now. She should be taking her dog for a walk and having dinner and watching HBO. Instead she was trapped in her office at NYU, trying to tame the thesis papers and reports and essays and other miscellaneous paperwork into a manageable pile. And now it seemed someone needed her for something else.

"Hello. I’m a little bit busy at the mo’, but I can be with you in just a second."

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Oi. Watch the car.”

It wasn't as if he couldn't just will any damage away, because he most certainly could, and had done so before in the past. It’s just that he didn't want to have to. It had been nearly a month since that schoolboy had nicked it with his backpack, and Crowley was still recovering from that incident.* It was with that in mind that anyone within three feet of the Bentley was viewed as a potential threat. One could never be too sure, after all.

*Interestingly enough, the boy was still recovering as well, and probably wouldn't be anywhere south of therapy until he was at least 28.

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A Royal Visit

It was obvious that Mrs Dunn had no idea how to react to everything that Crowley was spouting, her eyes narrowed into an astonished and judgmental glare. “Are you crazy? I will call the police!” She didn’t bother to keep the noise down. In reality, if the woman really gave it some thought, she’d probably sell off her child for the promise of riches and a decent future and the husband would likely agree. Oh, they’d be paranoid and feel guilty and maybe even regret it down the line, but they blamed their daughter for a lot of things anyway. It made logical sense.

It didn’t take long for the man of the house to show up behind his wife, a bit pudgy and untidy looking, with sandy blonde hair short so that it couldn’t really come off badly kept. “Is there something wrong out here? It’s late. Just close the door, Marie.” The man suggested with a drawn out sigh. He seemed almost apologetic, as if he considered his lover hysterical. He did.

Crowley sighed and shook her head sadly. "Well that would be rude. And I'd be a little upset. It's not wise to make a queen angry, you know." Her eyes flashed red for just the slightest of seconds and she leaned herself against the doorframe and kept her voice deathly low. "I'm being polite, and reasonable right now. I can be cruel and unreasonable just as easily. I only want a word with you both before I go, is that too much to ask?

There were two things she could do, and they ligned themselves up into a plan and a a contingency plan. Respectively they were: convince Mireya's parents to give their child up willingly, and perhaps make a deal in the process, which was really just two birds with one stone, or wipe their memories of their daughter entirely (an option that was entirely within her power these days, though it was a bit... dangerous for the person getting their mind wiped) and then go get Mireya from where she was. She'd prefer the first option, because it would leave Mireya with less questions in the long run. 

"Let me in. We have a couple of things to talk about. It could be very serious." 

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Holding back laughter, Slater looked up from the picture in her hands. “You must have something special in that box if you’re willing to go through all this trouble,” she mused before she folded up the picture and pocketed it. “Will I have to worry about the ones watching you? Surely they’re going to wonder why I’m getting into your storage unit.”

Crowley sighed, placing a hand on her hip. "It's a bit life or death." She pulled out her wallet and flicked through it as she continued. "No, it's just the outside that they're watching. The inside is warded against me--me specifically, which means I can't just go in and out on a whim, I'd have to go in like everyone else. You, on the other hand, are innocent enough, and they don't care about anyone other than me, so they wont pay you much mind."

She finally found what she was looking for and pulled out two crisp hundred dollar bills, and handed them to the vampire. "I'm giving you this in good faith. Return the box to me and you'll get another eight hundred." Money was a good motivator she thought, supernatural creature or no.

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//feeling a bit better than yesterday. I started a new class today so I guess that's part of the reason why. I'll be on for a while!

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