Those 80% cocoa chocolate bars are for freaks who love to eat bitter sand

I wish I wasn’t a tits guy this is so embarassing I wish I was monk like and the only thing that turned me on was intelligence or something idk like swordsmanship and elegance but I’m a stupid animal that thinks boobs are sexy I wish someone would shoot me

Anonymously send me some desserts!

🍡 - I’m in love with your aesthetic

🥮 - I think you’re super talented

🍩 - I’m always happy to see you on my dash

🥧 - Your posts make me laugh

🍭 - You’re one of my top favorite blogs

🍮 - You’re my secret crush

🍧 - You’re so cool it’s kinda intimidating

🍰 - I want to talk to you… but I’m too nervous

🍬- I’d love to be your friend

🍯 - You’re a really sweet person

🍿 - I love watching you get into drama 

🍪 - [Something else - Create your own!)

Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary'

Before this gets much farther: this isn't a post aimed at cis folk only. being transgender does not prevent you from being transphobic.

Check your hand sanitizer y'all

Here's the full, updated list from the FDA. It's currently (well, as of March 14 '24) 67 pages.

Also be aware that a LOT of companies substitute cheaper ingredients in their food products. Which is obnoxious but fine, unless you're allergic to the substitute ingredients.

Olive oil, tea, honey, cinnamon (not that lead is exactly "safe" to eat), vanilla, coffee, fish, blah blah blah. The list goes on. Any corners a company can cut to save .001%, they will. Usually the substitutes are mostly harmless, but it isn't as if companies care about consumer safety when there's profit to be made.

To clarify, the list linked is ALL hand sanitizer products officially recalled (and may have ongoing additions). It is NOT just the Aruba Aloe brand; there are many brands by various manufacturers on the list. So please check to see if you own anything on that list.

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

Whoever said "you can't make being gay your whole personality whoever says that is homophobic" has clearly never had a conversation with a white gay person.

Mfs be like "I'm the punkfag genderfuck dyke slut your parents warned you about I'm destroying western civilization eating your babies and destroying your nuclear family values" or whatever bullshit cus they got blue hair and think missionary sex is vanilla. Like ok bro but you still clutch your pearls when drunk Mexican dudes are loud on the train home at night you're going to have to step up the decolonization of your mind game if you're gonna be saying All That.

ive never seen ingredient presentation likethis

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

THE TAURUSES ARE BULLYING ME!!!!!