From my tacky “transmigrated into the body of a scumbag cannon fodder in a xianxia novel” story that came to me in a dissociative daydream, Disgraced 10 Minutes After Arrival

Protag possesses Xu Jian, who is an absurdly talented and prolific cultivator with a long history of abusing people, and the transmigration system rewards the protagonist for telling the truth and acting destructively, so he just admits all the awful shit Xu Jian did to anyone who would listen, thus bringing destruction onto himself and getting those sweet, sweet points

Being disgraced made him poor and pathetic which is cool beans for him because the novel’s protagonist wants him dead and one of the villains in the novel is a demon who loves pathetic people who are honest, but because moving in with his new golden thigh gives him less opportunity to admit to bad things he did, he does destruction x2 by committing heinous acts and then copping to it

He trembles with primal evil. [citation needed]

1. Kankuro bout to fight an elderly man for his baby bro

2. Gaara, king of wit, single handedly burning his shitty ass dad post Mortem? An icon

You can guess it  They are some my explanation about ninjutsu in Naruto

“….maybe i shoulda ranked this mission properly”

gaara often forgets that hes actually occupying a human form so he completely skipped over being worried abt whether hes attractive or not until one day someone points out that he has a kinda big forehead and then suddenly hes big insecure 

sakura: im just glad to know someone who finally understands what its like to have a disproportionate forehead! hard for us out here

gaara, who has never known this about himself: e-excuse me

does sasuke even know hinata’s name

like not to be mean but you KNOW he graduated from the academy knowing like….four of his classmates’ names

naruto: me and hinata are getting married

sasuke, thinking he means neji: isn’t he dead

congrats on hottest stage 2

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

ninja nerds

Original work by  きびた 

Translation & Typeset by S

Happy Birthday to Shikamaru! :)

cue the sad ninja music tumblr / twitter

A preview of my contribution to the sibzine! Of course I had to draw the Sand Sibs 

These guys. You gotta love em.

A little consolation after the epilogue ;.;  Although, I do like Boruto ^^;

When a project is due and you have no executive function but are also terrified of failure

Chūnin exam polaroids! 

wow ninja of my heart

When your annoying human won’t give you a heckin treat.