That one weirdo

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

I feel their energy

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

he was blessed by houdini oh my god

This whole thing is so rad.

Reblogged once for the clips, reblogging again for the history. Keaton was known as “The Great Stone Face”; his trademark was to never show emotion, no matter what happened to him or around him. And there was a lot to not react to…

@flea-bee-rhymes thought you’d appreciate some buster keaton appreciation

What a fucking underappreciated legend! People talk about how amazing it is for actors like Chris Evans and Vigo Mortenson to do their own stunts. That’s fucking nothing, compared to Buster Keaton!

i went to a showing of two of his films and honestly it’s filled with insane shit that could kill most people omg

Hold him up as an example of humans are space orcs

nobody

the bus: 😬

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

Malicious compliance

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

dude you gotta do what you gotta do

The New Delhi Embassy decided to just light up the the whole building! I’m so proud!

 THEY LITERALLY FLEW A PICTURE OF THE FLAG

Malicious Compliance is my favourite thing ever

Malicious Compliance is my favorite discriptive word now Thankyou

anyway ik this is like an english speaking centered site or w/e but uhh yall should look up the incredible feminist performances happening around the world called “un violador en tu camino” (a rapist in your way/path) created by a chilean feminist group

There even is a French version performed in Paris

And others in Berlin, London and New York

India just joined in too

Mexico joined too!

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

outfits (anime adapted)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse + Parallels

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@thefuzzycomic Thought I’d finish the shitthruthpost right. I love Fuzzy and horrible text memes. Thank you for this blessing.

OH MY GOD, this is perfect! :D :D

Hello new peeps! Come to read my romantic monsters comic FUZZY about Irene and Fuzzy himself. Dark, tall, handsome and very fluffy friend of yogurt. https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/fuzzy/list?title_no=125451 And in Tumblr at @thefuzzycomic

Maintaining perspective and respecting other people’s boundaries while learning about macabre topics like true crime:

Getting defensive or feeling personally attacked when others are uncomfortable hearing about serial murder:

this is cute as HELL

Same energy