SimplyMe

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that

i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us

now THIS is a concept!

Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole

okay!

Yongqing Fang, Guangzhou, China

source

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

lol, how could peas be upside d— what the fuck

Guiiay

House party!

Reject the shame directed at your female body!

Your body hair is not nasty or dirty. Shaving is not a requirement for hygiene.

You don’t need to lose weight. No clothes are denied from you based on your body type. Refuse to put yourself down, don’t insult yourself, and don’t list faults others named for you.

Your breasts don’t need to be any bigger, or perkier, or pushed up, or more symmetrical. They are normal and perfect just the way they are. They exist to feed your baby, not to please men.

Nothing about your female body is ugly or incidental or wrong. You were never meant to be flat or taut everywhere; real female body is sustained, protected and quaranteed survival by its fat.

Reject the endless lists of faults! Reject the products sold to you to fix nonexistent problems! Don’t be ashamed of yourself!

Recognize that your body is a body. It’s a living organism made of flesh and blood and bone, not of plastic that smells like lilies.

You are real, you are alive, you are perfect, and your body is to be respected, loved and cherished. Start by giving that to yourself.

Mary: This goes for all genders by the way; you’re all valid as you are! You don’t have to conform to society’s messed up beauty standards.

This is your friendly reminder that by using AI art (especially AI art that uses pictures of YOU) you are helping train an AI algorithm to learn recognizable human features (ESPECIALLY YOURS) which can (AND ARE) used without your permission to be able to spot you on cameras easier and MANY OTHER MALICIOUS THINGS!

Me and sis gotta link up for a double date sometime 😍🤙🏾

Yooo let’s link up for a group date 🤘🏾

Can we join?

I’m with the shit 🙌🏽

you cant date vegeta hes happily married

“YEw KaiNT DaYTe VEgEta HeS HaPpiLy MaRrI3d”

The first???? You mean there hasn't been a black woman puppeteer before. Sesame streets been running for 53 years.

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.