Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

Greg Beecham (American,b.1954)

Housecat, 2006

oil on linen

This is what an evil boop looks like.

Happy boop day🥰

scrolling the dashboard to find mutuals i've missed

presented without commentary or apology

Me and the mutuals enjoying the new tumblr feature

~(=^‥^)ノ☆

me at every single mutual <3