"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer
You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?
I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.
Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.
columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world
these are equal parts underwater city and underwater forest
And underwater cathedral too. This is where I go to absolve my sins.
Double puff, just to be safe.
This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make
Leverage 2x11 - "The Bottle Job"
I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."
"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.
"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?
"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.
If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.
You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.
"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.
@laslloronas i gave butch beargirl a femme boargirl gf :)
lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.
EXCELLENT idea give me a moment
wow i can’t believe that worked
[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned
The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]
for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes
Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar
Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world
it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.
Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials
mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding
sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky tape
you'd think they'd be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points
bro is it parasocial to experience art