i’m screaming

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Yall are missing the best fucking part

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

i love this. the gay agenda strikes agai

Lol

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

The San Diego zoo has this program! The dogs get their own bios on the enclosure and they run around and play and it’s the cutest thing

BABIES

#160

cowboy comic

WHY DID THE COWBOY ADOPT A DACHSHUND?

SO HE COULD GET A LONG LITTLE DOGGY!

me at parties like

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

Siiiigggghhhh

Memoriessss

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

I see the Batterwitch is always there with the propaganda, huh

These hit me with some hard nostalgia.

Fucking sea hitler, tho, man.

Not gonna lie I think that my birth mom bought everyone of these 😂

LMAO!

If cops make ppl feel uncomfortable in a COFFEE SHOP, maybe cops need to reflect on their reputation & what caused it.                      

Modern Spongebob is wild man

what the fuck

oh….oh we getting down like that now.

Welll damnnn

Excuse me?!

This little pup knows how to enjoy summer

Here’s to all the kids out there “breaking the cycle”.

#BreakTheCycle 

She could’ve been getting her long ass back blown out by Jeremy but nooo.... she’s worried bout what her brothers were doing....AND HER PARENTS WERE NEVER HOME...

Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.