Uncle Daud's Loving Embrace

Peridot Dorito Bath.  I don’t know if its been done yet, but it was only a matter of time.

I just love the idea of Peridot flirting

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

I don’t like birds but awwww ahhaahah

i had to remake my video for school so here’s the new version

it’s still bad but hey

Corvo was violent today.

i am a lonely man who hums to video game music

i can’t help it

me too

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

Parking is a challenging sport for some of us.

That last one…

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

same

R.O.B mirror matches are perhaps the most rare to encounter through the random pairing of Smash Bros. online. It’s quite a spectacular display when two players using this underused character meet through fate.

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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