I prefer absurdity

Blessed Gang

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

new favorite tweet just dropped 😅

a glass of lost at sea

by darius greene / ghost owl attic

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

this is so funny im losing my mind

Good thing I stayed till the end

FUCK

in a train right now, i can see the city lights and i feel so so overwhelmed

Reblog to kill a British person instantly

Tea Whiz

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

why are hummingbirds so dumb

The Holy Trinity

World Heritage Post