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“As you may recall: patience isn’t one of my virtues… well, I don’t have any virtues… but if I did I’m sure patience wouldn’t be one of them.” Indie Crowley RP Blog Mildly Canon Divergent [s11 avoidant so far] AU; Crossover; OC Friendly Multiverse | Multiship Vaguely Selective. But not really.
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Your page is stunning and your portrayal amazing. I'd love the chance to write with you. :)

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@summerxmelodiesomgomgomg~
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( - This is likely bloody fucking ancient but I can’t help but respond and be excitable!! And shh yes I looked to make sure I’d tag you on your current blog.

Since I’m getting this blog off the ground again, I’d love to have you as a new writing buddy~. I have a variety of verses, so don’t feel obligated to stay within the confines of SPN. - )

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‘things i have said to friends online’ meme / part one

things i’ve said over discord / skype / telegram. some cw may apply. see your nearest tag for details. change pronouns as needed / desired. feel free to judge me at any time. :D

‘ no cash, no c.o.d., no money order, no checks, no petty livestock. ’ ‘ also fuck your i.o.u. ‘ ‘ i did not sign up for your shit. ’ ‘ i will sign up for this myself. ’ ‘ did i ever tell you of my addiction to pickled asparagus? ’ ‘ oingo boingo bibbity snort the fuckin flower.  ‘ ‘ you need sleep. and less drugs. ’ ‘ YER A LOOSEY GOOSEY! ‘ ‘ military man pinning _____ by his throat into a bathroom stall? not bad per se. but very naughty~. ‘ ‘ so orange juice is wonderful. ‘ ‘ where specifically? fuck if i know. ‘ ‘ i just feel like i'm missing a step in the human equation and being confused about it. ’ ‘ there's a pun about 'cock' and 'tail' in here somewhere.  ‘ ‘ i shouldn't be happy at that statement but here i am.  ‘ ‘ the brain is one hell of a drug. ‘ ‘ I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON IT'S ALL FINE. ‘ ‘ why is your life so sad bro ‘ ‘ you are the best, please mail yourself in a priority shipping envelope. ‘

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sinamxris

Attention!

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( - Hi, hello. Some Shit has gone down in my life, combined with the awfulness of having The Crud, but I will slowly and surely work my way back to my blogs. I miss you all, and my creative gears are spinning smoke. Or wanting to. 
No worries! I haven’t forgot about you all~! - )

( - if anyone was wondering why I said I’d be back and then vanished without notice. XD I sincerely apologise. - )

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actual things said by my gramma’ starters pt. three

“be careful how you roleplay in bed; you might kill your husband.” “i’m gonna wake up in a coma.” “could they put you in jail for eating your firstborn?” “i think she ate the other siblings while in my womb.” “i don’t even know my name anymore.” “stop calling me an ass!” “never smoke! except you can smoke pot if you can get your hands on it.” “my fart machine broke.” “i’m going to pretend to electrocute myself and see what the nurses do.” “one percocet isn’t enough. actually, there is never enough.” “i didn’t have sex either. we really need a life.” “don’t panic. we didn’t get broken into, i only washed the floor.” “i’m being held captive in radiology.” “i ate an entire container of cottage cheese. that counts as a meal, right?” “i want to be a witch like stevie nicks.” “go next door and see if the guys gutting the house are hot.” “and then i called her a fucking dipshit.” “if i don’t get sausage right now i’m going to throw a fit.”  “my jeans are falling off my ass.”  “if your mother calls me one more time i might just kill her.”  “you say ‘fuck you’ to each other? you really are best friends.”  “you brought her home - what do you mean you’re not dating?”  “i want a vodka.”

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A word to the wise…don’t take my advice! Thanks for having us @david_blue 💙lovely to hang with you @juliemcniven 👌🏻 ・・・ These badass redheads of @cw_supernatural coming to help me dispense some wisdom at my @sagaftra workshop yesterday. . . . . . . . #supernatural #sgu #stargate #acting https://www.instagram.com/p/BrCIBDCAwgV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bsfidiw4rou0

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