#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

So rapunzel means lettuce means never give up

this is what being poor is like

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

in case u haven’t heard, andi mack is a new disney channel show about a 13 year old asian american girl who finds out that (spoiler but it’s in the first episode) her sister is actually her mom. it centers around her, her family, and her best friends who are a black girl and a gay jewish boy (there’s a confirmed gay plot line and i could be wrong but im pretty sure it’s him) like ?? it deals w/ serious important topics like teen pregnancy, family dynamics, sexuality, and coming of age and it’s about children, for children im so HAPPY??? the first two episodes are online now and it officially airs in april pls watch and support!! if this show is successful it could really be vital in breaking into genuine inclusivity for modern disney channel like this is ? so ? important ?

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a boston accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

these kind of posts reinforce my certainty that humans as a species are low-key part of a hivemind. 

honestly @ this point… all the shit i see abt “good” or “bad” ocs dont fuckin matter. life is short. make your fuckin rainbow-hair magical girl with 50 unnecessary belts. Cringe Culture Is Fake

im not used to drawing them yet so forgive the mistakes haha

based on this post 

commission ?

aesthetic: the three headed rat queen from the russian nutcracker movie and her three headed rat son

don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again

*hacker voice* anyway here’s firewall

delete this

*deletes firewall* *hacker voice* I’m in.

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

This had nothing to do with smoking weed or getting high. This is about our earth. This is about our future. This is about the future of our race as humans. 

I am all for hemp. Hemp is the cure for so many things wrong in this world. Hemp can make such a difference!

kitsunebaba, look what appeared on my dash :D

 IT USES 5 TIMES LESS WATER THAN COTTON

AND PRODUCES LIKE 10 TIMES MORE

AND IT HAS TWO SEASONS IN ONE YEAR AND IT IS STRONGER

WHEN YOU MAKE IT INTO PAPER IT DOESN’T YELLOW

YOU CAN MAKE FREAKING CONCRETE OUT OF IT THAT GETS HARDER OVER TIME AND BREATHES SO IT DOESN’T CRACK

THE OIL IS SUPER GOOD FOR YOU

IT WAS THE ORIGINAL FUEL FOR CARS

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH FROM IT!!!! 

 THEY USED TO MAKE SAILS OUT OF IT

YOU CAN USE 80% OF IT FOR PAPER RATHER THEN 20-30% FOR TREES

IT WAS ONLY BOYCOTTED BECAUSE THE COTTON INDUSTRY WAS GOING DOWNHILL

Call me a hippie but some things need to be changed. 

((AND HEY GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

HEMP IS WHAT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE WAS WRITTEN ON.))

(one of the major reasons it was outlawed had nothing to do with drugs! the papermills didn’t want competition!)

I don’t believe all of this, but hemp is freakin’ amazing.

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th