Noah

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

tough guy

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

As a Brit, I please ask you to shut the fuck up. This was highly unnecessary and you ruined my day thank you.

Overwatch is just call of duty for gays

wakes up and goes to my assigned security guard position standing near a barrel that’s bright red and has a flame printed on it

Omg

It’s too much

Oh

The adventures of CJ

Reblogging this again for an update

Oh my gosh!!!

Caseclosed#

Who the fuck are you

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out