Uncle Joshy's Tangible Cloaca

so I wanted to draw my other ocs as Fucked Up Lil Guys too lol so here they are

Berry is PERFECTly shapped for this - not to mention that he is already fucked up. little. and a guy XD

But Ronya is hard to get into this chibbi-like style - her design is pretty complex after all BUT I tried anyway X)

If you are interested here are vtm characters as fucked up lil guys I drew before

also this illustration

and this one

and here's my commission rates - you can pay me to make fucked up lil guys from YOUR ocs!

blitzø scratches all my character need itches: terrible decision-making skills, clearly loves his duct-taped family to bits and thinks they'd all be better off without him, tragic backstory that haunts every relationship he has, abrasive and off-putting in uncountable ways and yet practically everybody wants him carnally, incredibly protective of the people he cares about but it can go under the radar because of his keeping everyone emotionally at veeeery long arms length, keeper of the show's main themes and therefore the narrative has to put him in an emotional blender over and over, specific kink that once you notice it pops up everywhere...

I like these guys

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

old man yaoi this...old man yaoi that. The relatively scant amount of old woman yuri in this world sickens me. I want a pair of hardhearted old crones to find a little kindness in each other. I'll ship Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. You see if I won't.

the replies are killing me

twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand

I had a vision

Stolitz cuddles 🥹

this is beautiful.

The noise are soo cute 🙂

tumblr users dni

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

pigeon meshi

I always thought it would be cool to know how to refinish furniture, fix up old wooden pieces, so much better--not to mention more beautiful!--than cheapo plywood crap that falls apart in a couple years.

Well. After huffing stripper for three hours, I WOULD say the shine has come off, but it actually, point of order, in fact, it HASN'T.

@thenarrativefoil Before pic first and then the progress so far--sanding and hopefully staining tomorrow.