this flesh eating virus is kind of a bitch tbh
big man
Greek Deities’ Official Cast in Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Timothy Omundson as Hephaestus
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GOOD OMENS (2019-) 2.01 | DOCTOR WHO (2005-) 2.11
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
dishwashing duty
WICKED: Part One ⪢ Act I Tracklist ↳ Premieres November 27th, 2024
They fact that the 3 main children of the big three can be reduced to emo, punk, and skater boi is so iconic to me
“Wheres the pink poodle?!” “wheres the Stoll brothers??!” “Wheres Nico and Bianca?!!”
WHERE'S BECKENDORF. WHERE IS MY POOKIE. WHERE IS HE. WHERE'S CHARLES BECKENDORF, CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS, WHERE IS HE
took a break from working on my webcomic and went insane over this bad weird gloopy teen for a bit.
fish want me women divorce me
Fish want women to divorce me
fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships
Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.
Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old
Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will
Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old