hiii hey hello! hope everybody here is doing fine! sorry for disappearing! if anyone is interested i have moved blogs. you can find me right here -> @coldlikethestars see you there <3

hiii hey hello! hope everybody here is doing fine! sorry for disappearing! if anyone is interested i have moved blogs. you can find me right here -> @coldlikethestars see you there <3

mucho tiempo libre 

jerma claims another soul

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

try you human brick 

OP why did it take you 2 years to respond to that comment

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

target audience

waking up in 1997 on twitter.com

if I had a nickel for every time seth green played the nice boyfriend of the bookish, nerdy girl who fights supernatural beings with her group of friends (called the scooby gang) led by her pretty but badass best friend (played by sarah michelle gellar) before she eventually came out as a lesbian, I'd have two nickels.

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

be careful about consuming media it might crawl inside your brain and be inside you forever

i love youtube comments

GUYS.

❣ PRETTY IN PINK ❣

— Clueless (1995) — Mean Girls (2004) — 13 Going on 30 (2004) — Bend It Like Beckham (2002) — Legally Blonde (2001) — The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) — 10 Things I Hate About You (1997) — Jawbreaker (1999)