“That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t take his anger out on Sam and it would be worse than mine.” Lucifer shrugged and rolled his eyes. “I don’t know if Adam is out of the cage or not, I don’t really care either. I’m guessing he is but he definitely won’t want to see you.” He raised and eyebrows slightly, leaning back in his chair as well. “Me? I didn’t do anything to him, it was all Michael and his gang of angels.”

“Riiight, in Hell you want me to believe you dis nothing to Sam. Sure. Of course.” Dean scowled. “Adam has no reason to be pissy at us, HE agreed to your stupid plan, we tried to stop him. You angels don’t give a shit who you lie to, just as long as someone says yes.”

Lucifer sighed, knowing Dean would never believe a word he said. “You’re starting to make me annoyed, Dean.” He shook his head and smiled. “You dragged Adam into this world. I mean, first you get him and his mom killed and then you refuse to say yes to Michael so he has no choice but to bring plan B back from the dead.”

“That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t take his anger out on Sam and it would be worse than mine.” Lucifer shrugged and rolled his eyes. “I don’t know if Adam is out of the cage or not, I don’t really care either. I’m guessing he is but he definitely won’t want to see you.” He raised and eyebrows slightly, leaning back in his chair as well. “Me? I didn’t do anything to him, it was all Michael and his gang of angels.”

“Hardly,” Dean scoffs. “How’s you even get out of the cage? And why’s your vessel actually look… Stable?” Dean watched him, he looked just the same as the last time they saw him. Dean didnt like it. “Are you responsible for the deaths around here?”

“Oh you know, a ladder and a lot of determination.” Lucifer said sarcastically before shrugging. “I guess the old man just started to feel bad about leaving me in the cage so he let me out and gave me a nice new meat suit that doesn’t seem like falling apart anytime soon.” It was true, he wasn’t exactly sure how he got out, he just remembered getting out so he really wasn’t complaining. Lucifer tapped his chin, putting a thoughtful look on his face when Dean mentioned deaths. “Well let’s see, their eyes were all burnt out and there was frost around them that would thaw. So it’s either me or Mr.Freeze.”

“Why’re you startin shit, man? Just blend in, or go to Heaven. You don’t mess with us we wont mess with you.” Dean rubbed his head.

A waiter walked over and smiled. “Hello, can I get you anything?”

“You got pie?” Dean asked, at the nod from the waiter he grinned bigger. “Pie then.” The hunter smirked at Lucifer. “Anything for you, Satan?”

“No nothing for me.” Lucifer told the waiter who was giving Dean a weird look after he had called him ‘Satan’. The waiter nodded and walked away. Lucifer looked back at Dean, resting his elbow on the table and his chin in his hand. “You’re asking the Devil to blend in.” He laughed and tilted his head slightly, watching Dean carefully. “I mean it’s not my fault those people were annoying me, if anything it’s their fault. It was only a couple of humans anyways, not like they were that important.”

“Dude! Yes, yea they’re important,” Dean snarked, grumbling. He had no idea why he wasnt afraid of this angel, he should be, but for some reason.. Wasnt. “And yeah I’m asking you to blend. You see any of your siblings?”

“There’s a few billion of you on this planet, four or five of you dead isn’t that bad, Dean.” The archangel rolled his eyes. “Oh I’ve seen a few of my siblings, doubt they’ve seen me. Probably too busy celebrating big brother Michael being back in town.” Lucifer arched an eyebrow, he could tell Dean wasn’t afraid of him anymore and he was still deciding whether to be offended by that or not care. “Talking about siblings, how’s Sammy?”

“None of your business,” Dean said sternly. “Last thing he needs is a visit from the angel that wore him like a bad suit.” The pie arrived and Dean began to eat. “Michael’s not exactly in the best place right now, doubt any siblings are rejoicing quite yet.”

Lucifer pouted, shooting Dean a small glare. “Aw c'mon, Deano, can’t I just ask how someone is doing?” He rolled his eyes and let out a sigh. “I mean Sam and I spent what felt like an eternity down in the pit together, we grew close.”

“Yeah right. Close. Little torture here little torture there. I’m sure he had a great time being your guest.” Dean scoffed. “SAM is fine,” he muttered, emphasizing Not to call him Sammy. “He’s at the hotel writing up our hunting report though now we know it’s you I guess we can leave.”

"Well it was either me or brother dearest, and Mikey would have been a lot worse. I mean, he mostly left Adam alone but-" Lucifer's pout grew as he placed a hand over where his heart would be. "-It took everything I had to keep him away from Sam. You should be thankful, Dean."

“Hardly,” Dean scoffs. “How’s you even get out of the cage? And why’s your vessel actually look… Stable?” Dean watched him, he looked just the same as the last time they saw him. Dean didnt like it. “Are you responsible for the deaths around here?”

“Oh you know, a ladder and a lot of determination.” Lucifer said sarcastically before shrugging. “I guess the old man just started to feel bad about leaving me in the cage so he let me out and gave me a nice new meat suit that doesn’t seem like falling apart anytime soon.” It was true, he wasn’t exactly sure how he got out, he just remembered getting out so he really wasn’t complaining. Lucifer tapped his chin, putting a thoughtful look on his face when Dean mentioned deaths. “Well let’s see, their eyes were all burnt out and there was frost around them that would thaw. So it’s either me or Mr.Freeze.”

“Why’re you startin shit, man? Just blend in, or go to Heaven. You don’t mess with us we wont mess with you.” Dean rubbed his head.

A waiter walked over and smiled. “Hello, can I get you anything?”

“You got pie?” Dean asked, at the nod from the waiter he grinned bigger. “Pie then.” The hunter smirked at Lucifer. “Anything for you, Satan?”

“No nothing for me.” Lucifer told the waiter who was giving Dean a weird look after he had called him ‘Satan’. The waiter nodded and walked away. Lucifer looked back at Dean, resting his elbow on the table and his chin in his hand. “You’re asking the Devil to blend in.” He laughed and tilted his head slightly, watching Dean carefully. “I mean it’s not my fault those people were annoying me, if anything it’s their fault. It was only a couple of humans anyways, not like they were that important.”

“Dude! Yes, yea they’re important,” Dean snarked, grumbling. He had no idea why he wasnt afraid of this angel, he should be, but for some reason.. Wasnt. “And yeah I’m asking you to blend. You see any of your siblings?”

“There’s a few billion of you on this planet, four or five of you dead isn’t that bad, Dean.” The archangel rolled his eyes. “Oh I’ve seen a few of my siblings, doubt they’ve seen me. Probably too busy celebrating big brother Michael being back in town.” Lucifer arched an eyebrow, he could tell Dean wasn’t afraid of him anymore and he was still deciding whether to be offended by that or not care. “Talking about siblings, how’s Sammy?”

“None of your business,” Dean said sternly. “Last thing he needs is a visit from the angel that wore him like a bad suit.” The pie arrived and Dean began to eat. “Michael’s not exactly in the best place right now, doubt any siblings are rejoicing quite yet.”

Lucifer pouted, shooting Dean a small glare. "Aw c'mon, Deano, can't I just ask how someone is doing?" He rolled his eyes and let out a sigh. "I mean Sam and I spent what felt like an eternity down in the pit together, we grew close."

“Hardly,” Dean scoffs. “How’s you even get out of the cage? And why’s your vessel actually look… Stable?” Dean watched him, he looked just the same as the last time they saw him. Dean didnt like it. “Are you responsible for the deaths around here?”

“Oh you know, a ladder and a lot of determination.” Lucifer said sarcastically before shrugging. “I guess the old man just started to feel bad about leaving me in the cage so he let me out and gave me a nice new meat suit that doesn’t seem like falling apart anytime soon.” It was true, he wasn’t exactly sure how he got out, he just remembered getting out so he really wasn’t complaining. Lucifer tapped his chin, putting a thoughtful look on his face when Dean mentioned deaths. “Well let’s see, their eyes were all burnt out and there was frost around them that would thaw. So it’s either me or Mr.Freeze.”

“Why’re you startin shit, man? Just blend in, or go to Heaven. You don’t mess with us we wont mess with you.” Dean rubbed his head.

A waiter walked over and smiled. “Hello, can I get you anything?”

“You got pie?” Dean asked, at the nod from the waiter he grinned bigger. “Pie then.” The hunter smirked at Lucifer. “Anything for you, Satan?”

“No nothing for me.” Lucifer told the waiter who was giving Dean a weird look after he had called him ‘Satan’. The waiter nodded and walked away. Lucifer looked back at Dean, resting his elbow on the table and his chin in his hand. “You’re asking the Devil to blend in.” He laughed and tilted his head slightly, watching Dean carefully. “I mean it’s not my fault those people were annoying me, if anything it’s their fault. It was only a couple of humans anyways, not like they were that important.”

“Dude! Yes, yea they’re important,” Dean snarked, grumbling. He had no idea why he wasnt afraid of this angel, he should be, but for some reason.. Wasnt. “And yeah I’m asking you to blend. You see any of your siblings?”

"There's a few billion of you on this planet, four or five of you dead isn't that bad, Dean." The archangel rolled his eyes. "Oh I've seen a few of my siblings, doubt they've seen me. Probably too busy celebrating big brother Michael being back in town." Lucifer arched an eyebrow, he could tell Dean wasn't afraid of him anymore and he was still deciding whether to be offended by that or not care. "Talking about siblings, how's Sammy?"

“Hardly,” Dean scoffs. “How’s you even get out of the cage? And why’s your vessel actually look… Stable?” Dean watched him, he looked just the same as the last time they saw him. Dean didnt like it. “Are you responsible for the deaths around here?”

“Oh you know, a ladder and a lot of determination.” Lucifer said sarcastically before shrugging. “I guess the old man just started to feel bad about leaving me in the cage so he let me out and gave me a nice new meat suit that doesn’t seem like falling apart anytime soon.” It was true, he wasn’t exactly sure how he got out, he just remembered getting out so he really wasn’t complaining. Lucifer tapped his chin, putting a thoughtful look on his face when Dean mentioned deaths. “Well let’s see, their eyes were all burnt out and there was frost around them that would thaw. So it’s either me or Mr.Freeze.”

“Why’re you startin shit, man? Just blend in, or go to Heaven. You don’t mess with us we wont mess with you.” Dean rubbed his head.

A waiter walked over and smiled. “Hello, can I get you anything?”

“You got pie?” Dean asked, at the nod from the waiter he grinned bigger. “Pie then.” The hunter smirked at Lucifer. “Anything for you, Satan?”

"No nothing for me." Lucifer told the waiter who was giving Dean a weird look after he had called him 'Satan'. The waiter nodded and walked away. Lucifer looked back at Dean, resting his elbow on the table and his chin in his hand. "You're asking the Devil to blend in." He laughed and tilted his head slightly, watching Dean carefully. "I mean it's not my fault those people were annoying me, if anything it's their fault. It was only a couple of humans anyways, not like they were that important."

“Hardly,” Dean scoffs. “How’s you even get out of the cage? And why’s your vessel actually look… Stable?” Dean watched him, he looked just the same as the last time they saw him. Dean didnt like it. “Are you responsible for the deaths around here?”

"Oh you know, a ladder and a lot of determination." Lucifer said sarcastically before shrugging. "I guess the old man just started to feel bad about leaving me in the cage so he let me out and gave me a nice new meat suit that doesn't seem like falling apart anytime soon." It was true, he wasn't exactly sure how he got out, he just remembered getting out so he really wasn't complaining. Lucifer tapped his chin, putting a thoughtful look on his face when Dean mentioned deaths. "Well let's see, their eyes were all burnt out and there was frost around them that would thaw. So it's either me or Mr.Freeze."

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“Well I might be wrong, but as far as I’m concerned, we’re still brothers, Mikey.” Lucifer commented from where he appeared in one of the chairs in Michael’s office. 

Adam open his eyes not amused. “Yeah well I’ve been trying to contact Michael but he’s not answering and same with Castiel and your the only other angel I kind of trust it’s shitty but.” He shrugged then put his arms to his side he knew he should be scared of Lucifer since he was an Arch angel but he wasn’t scared of most things since the Cage. 

Lucifer laughed lightly. “Trust me? I’m the king of lies, you’re making a mistake trusting me.” He took a few steps closer, tilting his head slightly and furrowing his brow. “What do you need, Adam, I don’t have all day.”

“I know but it seams like I can trust you and Michael more then.. anyone.” He looked at him. “How did we get out I.. I mean the cage was suposed to keep us in and.. I don’t really remember it..”

“Ah yes.” Lucifer snapped his fingers, making a chair appear and sat down in it. “Well, it’s actually really obvious isn’t it? The big man in the sky got us out cause he felt sorry.” He forced a pout as he said ‘sorry’, looking at Adam with a fake puppy-dog stare.

“I’ve met Gabe, Micheal, Raphael, and Azrael. I didn’t know of any other archangel besides you.” her voice was soft and quiet.

“Oh, you’ve met Michael?” He raised his eyebrows, one hand placed against his cheek. “Can’t imagine that went very well.”

“Well he’s gone…mad to say the least.” Vivian bit a nail, but was somewhat checking out Lucifer, but if anyone were to ask she would have said it was the vessel she was checking out.

Lucifer smirked, nodding slightly in agreement. “Hey, not all of us are strong enough to withstand the cage.” He winked playfully before turning away, his hands clasped behind his back, as he walked in slow circles around Vivian. “Just proves that I am stronger than him.”

Vivian blushed. “Sometimes just because you’re younger doesn’t mean that the older ones are always better.”

“Well, thanks for the flattery, but everyone knows that Michael is the strongest.” Lucifer said the last part in a mocking tone, rolling his eyes. “Don’t suppose your dad would like you talking to me.”

“Not while he’s gone bananas he can’t even focus on his own ‘beauty’” she half smiled rolling her eyes.

He laughed, turning to face Vivian again. “You’re funny.” He said with a grin. “I like you. I might leave you alone should I ever need to mess with the Winchesters for some reason.”

“Flattered.” She took a step closer to him.

“You should be.” He replied, his grin growing. 

Adam open his eyes not amused. “Yeah well I’ve been trying to contact Michael but he’s not answering and same with Castiel and your the only other angel I kind of trust it’s shitty but.” He shrugged then put his arms to his side he knew he should be scared of Lucifer since he was an Arch angel but he wasn’t scared of most things since the Cage. 

Lucifer laughed lightly. “Trust me? I’m the king of lies, you’re making a mistake trusting me.” He took a few steps closer, tilting his head slightly and furrowing his brow. “What do you need, Adam, I don’t have all day.”