am I a bad person for wishing you the best but still hoping that you would be sad without me?

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

- (@prettynessisthekeytohappiness) /// a.d.

— Blackbear - idfc

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

“how long you gonna be petty for?”

me:

Big thighs and brown eyes.