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botoxic & uncuntstitutional

@reserve / reserve.tumblr.com

about sometimes NSFW ao3 / otp / gpoy / fandom
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reserve

If I had to sum up the drarry dynamic it would basically be that one meme that’s like, “I’m proud to identify as a morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Harry Potter once asked me if I knew what the Latin was for lumos and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight” and then Harry does something earth-shatteringly idiotic and reckless, and Draco is already taking his clothes off, muttering, “Merlin, Potter, you’re so fucking stupid.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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vamprisms

(posts a picture of the cringiest fictional man imaginable) he has bewitched me btw

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sometimes at dusk

we stand at the threshold

me and the dog

and we look into the room.

he puts his fluffy head against my thigh

and i can feel him

looking

and i wonder:

does he see you?

if i look hard enough

will i see you too?

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I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

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