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battery-liquid: Remember when we cave-exploring and came across a campsite and changed our friendship forever?

PreludeInZ: Yes I remember that.

PreludeInZ: (I don’t remember that)

PreludeInZ: (In fable?)

PreludeInZ: …did we make out in a cave in fable and I’ve forgotten?

PreludeInZ:...

I don't think so... But I remember joining you and your new wife on your wedding night. >_> WHY DO I REMEMBER THESE INSTANCES SO CLEARLY

battery-liquid: Hi PreludeInZ: Oh, good you got it working :) battery-liquid: :D battery-liquid: Anyway. Yeah, the Telltale games one PreludeInZ: Telltale Games has a reeeeeeeeally good reputation, they’re actually probably the best people who could make it. And I’d be curious. I’d probably...

I thought you meant you were going to post about our Fable sex life. This is probably better for both of us.

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burned-my-paradise-deactivated2

I’m crying I love this photo so much because everyone’s so into it and like intense and shit and then Joly’s just like “oh shit oh jesus think of all the bacteria on this flag oh god I’m going to drop it sweet jesus take the wheel I’m going to die”

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oh-those-undead-frenchboys

what the fuck they’re like a sUPER AGGRESSIVE HYPED UP BOYBAND

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broadway-paramore

they all look constipated 

High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
Yes, it means I'm free!
College: No.
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lamisdelabc
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

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theaterdagger

STOP

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

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peetasboxers

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

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wingscannotspeak

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

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plushestrumpest

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

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iprayforangels

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

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super-highschool-level-homestuck

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

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