Hello There

Man saves House Finch frozen to rail.

That poor bird had to be terrified

It tweeted thank you

Sometimes I love humans

Ready for christmas

It was a christmas sweater!!

Me: Nothing can stop me now

Myself: *stops me*

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

Shaq doing Windmills

no one man can have all that power

Tiny furry philosopher

bootycheck

That’s some fierce booty.

booty game HELLA STRONG

I… I need her to be a superhero.

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

Being Roommates with Harry Potter is Rough ✨

Thomas: Harry, are you taking my desserts?

Harry: No, I bet it was Voldemort!

Thomas: [not convinced] Voldemort?

Harry: Oh, yes, he- ah!

Thomas: Your scar! Is Voldemort near?!

Harry: No, I think it was just brain freeze from your des- oh sh-

#ShoutoutSunday goes to Allison Fitzgerald, Allison Kraus, Allison Boyd, Allison Matarrese, Allison Durham, & every “Al(l)(i/y)son” ever!!🎵

how i spend my holidays 

Time well spent.

oh my GOODNESS

I wasn’t ready