i am kiri!

Janelle Monáe behind the scenes of Bustle Magazine September 2018 Issue: ‘Rule Breakers’.

MILF

mistakes I long to fix

How can you hate jocks when the ultimate jock, Fa Mulan, is possibly the coolest person in Disney canon

like the jacket? the repose? The Look? we stan

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

girls only want one thing and it’s a scrying falcon that they can send out to survey the land for their enemies and they can see what it sees through a crystal ball

-I remember you falling into my river, and I remember your little pink shoe.

-You were the one who carried me into shallow water! You saved me. I knew you were good!

The disappointment is palpable.  My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto

animal crossing will always be the best most wholesome game to me. once I was up super late at night unable to sleep because I felt really sick and I was playing pocket camp while I tried to feel better and fall asleep and I went down to the beach and found Apollo by the water and he said “can’t sleep? you wanna sit and listen to the waves with me?” and I almost cried

if real life  were animal crossing we’d all be ok

They are in the father/son zone and it’s embarrassing that they still deny it. 

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

Always reblog Y'gathok

“...and the American way”

This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here. 

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

*slams reblog so fast*

@dvqueen

Glamorous photos that capture Hollywood beauties in their 1940s summertime.

What do you say? Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about an adventure.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

#‘I did a bunch of drugs and now I can bench press a helicopter’ [via @latexturadejabba] 

If we’re all being honest with ourselves, a public school having an outdated educational video featuring a celebrity with dubious legal standing is the most accurate thing in any of the Marvel movies.